My thoughts on the planets, what kind of person they’d be. Taking into account atmosphere, size, age, etc.
Mercury - Female, 5’6”
Mercury is a total and utter perfectionist. She’s easily stressed out, and a bit neurotic, and hates any kind of mess. She’s a perfectly nice person, but if you mess up her things, she’ll mess up your spine. She’s a bit over-critical, of both herself and others. She’s also quite controlling and dominant; the kind of person to take charge in group projects.
Dark skin, dark mid-neck hair, amber eyes that are a little on the small side. She has a pear-shaped figure.
Friends: Uranus, Venus, Sun
Enemies: Mars (He’s just so messy!)
Venus - Female, 5’4”
Venus is a strong, independent woman who don’t need no man. She’s sassy, independent and strong, with strong views on planetary equality. She’s very intelligent, and a bit of a meddler, but people don’t tend to mind as she’s essentially harmless. A little bit overly-critical of both herself and others, and she outright refuses to apologise, even if she’s in the wrong, on principle. A bit explosive - you don’t want to get on Venus’ bad side.
Tanned, Hispanic-looking skin, with shoulder-length dark brown hair and eyes. She’s got an hour-glass figure, and quite a good body.
Friends: Pluto, Mercury
Enemies: Mars (they have a love-hate thing)
Earth - Male, 5’5”
The first thing one notices about Earth is his infinite curiosity. He will never stop asking questions, and trying to find out all the answers, regardless of how impossible that seems. He’s quite intelligent, and very caring most of the time, although he is quite changeable and can go from his slightly neurotic, sweet, overly-apologetic self to becoming volatile and fierce. He’s easily stressed when it comes to discussing his life-forms, as he hates the responsibility and is always convinced they’re all going to die.
He’s slim with his short, and fairly pale, with curly sea-blue hair and glasses. He has forest-green eyes.
Friends: Jupiter, Mars, Neptune
Enemies: None, really
Mars - Male, 5’2”
One word to describe Mars: explosive. He seems to be constantly on an outraged war-path, and is dangerous when he is. He’s got a lot of anger, and doesn’t even try to hide it - he wears his heart on his sleeve. He is foul-mouthed, obnoxious, grumpy and hateful, but he does have a nice side that comes out sometimes, when he calms down. He becomes gentle and funny and easily-amused, with a great sense of humour.
A lot of his rage comes from his quite frankly embarrassing shortness. He’s slightly tanned, with bright ginger-red hair and a large amount of freckles. He’s a little stocky, but it looks good on him.
Friends: Earth, Jupiter
Enemies: Venus (On principle: in reality he fancies her like crazy), Pluto, Uranus, Sun (one-sided)
Jupiter - Male, 5’9”
Jupiter is a gentle giant. He’s kind, thoughtful, sweet and reliable. He’s very protective over his friends, and will think nothing of sacrificing himself for them. He’s a good influence, and a calming presence, and people seem naturally drawn to him. However when he needs to be, he can be strong, fierce and forceful. He has a stormy, merciless side to him that rarely comes out but when it does, he becomes scary.
Jupiter’s tall and muscular, but not overly so. He has dark reddish-brown hair and quite tanned skin, with warm brown eyes. Quite a lot of scars from various meteor strikes.
Friends: Earth, Mars, Sun, Saturn
Enemies: Occasionally he and Mars fall out
Saturn - Female, 5’8”
Saturn knows everything about everyone - she’s the Gretchen Wiener of the Solar System in this sense. She has a wide group of acquaintances and she’d be lost without the means to contact them. Saturn is a bit of a ‘Hollywood liberal’, in that she spouts liberal views because everyone else is, without really understanding them. She isn’t especially intelligent, but her heart’s in the right place.
She’s tall and fairly slender with a large bust. Her hair is mid-back and long, and she has bright blue eyes.
Friends: Jupiter, Uranus, Neptune
Enemies: None, really
Uranus - Male, 5’7”
Uranus is the kind of guy you either love or hate. He’s loud, boisterous and a little obnoxious, with an obsession with pulling humiliating and/or elaborate pranks on his fellow members of the Solar System. He’s a bit loopy, constantly prattling on to himself, and quite air-headed with it, but he manages to get through life without too many mishaps.
He’s a nice height, and fairly slim. He’s pale, with white-blue hair that’s a bit too long and gets in the way. Large blue eyes, a wide grin.
Friends: Neptune, Mercury, Saturn
Enemies: Mars
Neptune - Male, 5’6”
Neptune is a little serious, but he has a good sense of humour. He’s very rational, and has quite a linear, mathematical way of looking at things, but he’s a nice guy who doesn’t mind if you act crazy around him. He’s a good listener, but not keen on talking about his feelings. He’s a little bit grumpy, especially when he’s tired.
He’s pale, and constantly looks like he’s ill, with dark eyes and mid-blue hair. Average build.
Friends: Uranus, Earth, Saturn
Enemies: None, really
Pluto - Male, 5’4”
You will probably never meet another guy with as low self esteem as Pluto. He’s about as anxious and self-concious as they come, and no matter how hard he tries, he just can’t seem to come to accept himself. He often fades into the background, and has in fact sort of detached himself from the group. He’s sweet if you get to know him, but a little cold towards people he doesn’t know. He also has a slightly sadistic streak about him that nobody really knows about.
Skinny and unassuming, with hair in an awkward sandy-grey colour. He’s on the pale side, with dark eyes and a terrible posture.
Friends: Venus, Neptune
Enemies: Mars
Sun - Male, 6’3”
The Sun is important and he knows it. He’s self-involved and superior, but also agreeable and surprisingly easy to get along with. He’s very helpful, and likes to do what he can for the ‘little people’ in a sort of amused, interested way, as he sees them in a less privileged position as himself (which they are).
Golden tanned skin, short golden hair, black eyes. He’s tall, with a slim, lanky physique.
Friends: Mercury, Venus
Enemies: N/A (Although Mars thinks he’s a bastard)
The way I see it, they’re all just flat-mates or something, because trying to come up with some intergalactic equivalent would be too much for my brain to handle.
Message me if you want to know my reasoning behind anything.
(Note: Mars and Venus are so fucking.)
